Trumpet Crumpet

This is Trumpet Crumpet's story as written on its tag:

"Founder of a notorious grunge band which broke up after a few concerts due to too many smashed hotel suites. Today he is less successful as a solo trumpeter at weddings and corporate parties. With his never-ending solos he usually drives the guests away after a short time but that is also why he is booked by some event organizers."

 Size: 9.9"